Chen and his logic.
Fan: Can you give me a dot? One dot would do!
Fan: Oppa, tell me a joke.
Chen: I love you.
MC: I love you, Chen. :)
Chen: Thank you.
Girl: Date me, Chen, date me!
Chen: You shall be 5th August 1975.
SUPER JUNIOR EPIC LYRICS AS TIME GOES....
Twins: You know I wanna out the light I wanna... You know I wanna start a fight I wanna... You know I wanna do this right because...
Miracle: Life couldn't get better
U: Coz' I can't stop thinking 'bout you girl
Dancing Out: Dancing out in the edge
Don't Don: Stop bangin' my head my eyes gone red
Marry U: I do~
HERE COMES THE REPETETIVE LYRICS AS SJ BECAME HALLYU STARS:
Sorry Sorry: Ddann Ddann Ddann Ddarandan Ddarandan Ddan Ddan Ddandarandan Darababa
It's You: Neorago Neorago Neorago
Bonamana: Dandarandan Dandarandan Dandarandan Dadadaraba
No Other: Oh!~ Oh!~ Oh!~ Oh!~ Oh!~ Oh!~ Oh!~ oh!~
Mr Simple: taratatatatatatatatatat tararatatatat taratatatatatatatatata tararat tararat tararat
A-Cha: Mama mara mar-rarara... B-wabwa bwara bwara... Bwabwa bwala balabwa...
Sexy Free & Single: nananananana..... lalalalalalala
Spy Teaser: dododo dorododo dododo dorododo dododo dorododo
Sexy, Free & Single
What I heard: Sexy, Free & Single, Im ready to bingo!
What I thought it said: Sexy, Free & Single, Im ready to mingle!
What it actually says: Sexy, Free & Single, Im ready too, Bingo
The consequences of being a KPOP fanboy.
Girl: So I heard you're a KPOP fan too.
Boy: Oh yes.
Girl: Well, I'm a/an (insert fandom name here). What's yours?
Boy: I said Kissme.
Girl: Get outta here.
Boy: But but..
Girl: GET OUTTA HERE PERVERT!
Boy: Let me expla-
Girl: I said GET OUT!
Boy: I should've told her I was a UKISS fanboy.
Friend1: I feel you bro. That's what I get everytime I say I'm a Playboy.
Friend2: At least you're not a Primadonna like me.
Friend3: or a Baby.
Friend4: or a B2uty.
Friend5: Or a Queen. (-_-")
Boy: Okay guys, you win.
When Kris speaks English: he's so talented! speaking so many languages~ North America represent! :') *so proud*
When D.O speaks English: HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE SEXIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD I WANT MOAAARRRRRR COME HERE AND WE CAN - /content edited for containing language of a sexual nature/